Re: FrameWorks, Obama, Satantango, politics, etc.

From: Fred Davidson (email suppressed)
Date: Tue Sep 09 2008 - 10:15:59 PDT

      Miriam Madam Librarian* I take it you live here in the United
States as well as in Portugal. You are dutifully listed, you are
dutifully listed Miriam Madam Librarian, as hailing from the United
States on the Frameworks list that is sorted by country. Now get this
everybody, lovely Freya meter-maid is not. Lovely Freya meter-maid is
not to be found on any of the three Frameworks lists. You can't find
her on the list sorted by email server. You can't find her on the list
sorted alphabetically by last name. And, you can't find her on the
list sorted by country. You can't find her. Freya is, of all things, a
concealed subscriber. Yes a concealed subscriber. She is so concealed
that you would hardly know she is here. Pip can confirm this. As list
owner Pip has access to the true identities of all concealed
subscribers. Now, doesn't that beat all? Lovely Freya meter-maid of
all people. Oh well, like they say, "It's a lot nicer in there than it
is out here."**
      Now, I've confronted Freya about this. We've talked about it off
list. But she refuses to acknowledge any incongruity or anything at
all out the just plain ordinary. Vant to do?

*The Music Man, prod. Morton DaCosta, dir. Morton DaCosta, 1962, 35 mm
Technirama, 151 min.


On Sep 9, 2008, at 12:38 PM, Freya wrote:

> Dear Fred,
> Hmmm, I guess I shouldn't have posted such a nice reply to you.
> Clearly my forgive and forget kind of attitude is perceived as
> weakness by some. Noted.
> I'm not clear on your obsession on my age or why you keep asking me
> that question. I'm not keen on giving you any details about my life
> as I have quite frankly been creeped out by your attempts at
> internet stalking and the innapropriate messages that you have
> written to me off list. The question would be more why the hell do
> you want to know my age and what business is it of yours anyway?
> I'm not sure what you think age has to do with sex or gender but
> generally there is a roughly equal number of guys and girls born
> every year. If you are hoping to relate my age to global or local
> temprature records then I'm afraid you will find out that the whole
> temperature/gender thing is basically a myth, at least for humans.
> Maybe it works for snakes such as yourself tho.
> To clear up any confusion tho, yes it is true, I totally am a gay
> man masquerading as a woman, spot on. In fact I'm sure I have a much
> bigger dick than you do. In real life I'm a truck driver based in
> Canton Ohio.
> Obviously if I was really a girl I would immediately fall for your
> charms I'm sure but I just don't think your my kind of guy. I'm
> looking for a real man like me. Maybe a sailor boy or that cute guy
> from the village people, he was hot.
> Anyway, I'm glad you have revealed the truth about me and I don't
> have to keep up this charade any longer. It was fun at first but it
> was so hard living a lie. Maybe now it has been revealed that I'm
> really a man people will respect the craft behined my films more and
> see me as a serious artist. Hell I'm going to resolve right now to
> start shooting on a proper mans format, 16mm for me from now on!
> So no, you and your friends have not yet driven me from the list.
> I'm stronger than you think.
> Rock on!
> love
> Freya [biggus dickus]

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